what an airlines gives you after a plane crash

It sounds like a horror scenario: you’re mid-air, and all of a sudden the plane starts shaking, lights go out, and the pilot comes out of the cockpit to let you know the plane is about to crash. NYTimes’ Noah Gallagher Shannon can attest to that. Fortunately, the plane in question made it safely to the tarmac, and NGS survived. And what was his reward for going through all of this? $100 off his next flight and a voucher for a personal pan pizza. Huzzah!

Let’s just hope he wasn’t playing Jenga: